Apple Watch Ultra review: an aspirational debut

Buy now, pay later models are gaining popularity. What are the risks?

Apple Watch Ultra is big, a lil’ chunky, and goes hard on features that the average Joe won’t need in their everyday life

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And at $799, it’s the most expensive watch in the current Apple Watch lineup

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After a week of testing, I don’t think it’s going to bump Garmin, Polar,

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or Coros watches for the Ironman, thru-hiker, or deep-sea diving crowds, at least not yet.

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But it’s legitimately good for weekend warriors and intermediate athletes

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very tempting for folks who aspire to that status and a whole lot of people

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who just want the biggest, baddest Apple Watch they can get.

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